Hey! Have you heard? Shoegaze is back! It's true! So pull out the No Age, track down that copy of "Loveless" you lent to a friend, and figure out what happened to your Jesus and Mary Chain record after your mom threw it away (have you noticed that the Jesus and Mary Chain is easily misspelled as the Jesus and Marty Chain, which is another concept entirely?) This is real. This is happening.

Also, The Pains of Being Pure At Heart? I don't care what Pitchfork says, your name is kind of stupid.